Lalalalia

Lalalalia-

n. "the realization while talking to yourself that someone else is within earshot, which leads you to crossfade into mumbled singing, an auditory sleight of hand that distracts the audience from the exposed platform under your persona while you prepare to saw your confidence in half." ~ Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows 

 Strap is .5 in wide, spikes are 7mm long. 

Please send measurements upon purchase!! If you are not comfortable doing so, I have other options!